It's Official

Thursday Thunks is no longer. What am I going to use, as inspiration to blog about now? I must find something. 2011 has not been good for Thursday Thunks. Randomly, they have posted. But it's official, they're now retired.

But I think I'll continue to blog on Thursdays. It's become my "Day on the Blog." Like Miss ♥D blogs on Sunday. It's all about her, on Sundays. I'm not over stepping that. Mostly because that's my most hectic day at work.

What do I blog about now? I welcome any and all ideas. Maybe I'll find some other interesting "Thursday Thing." I don't know. We'll see. Until then, I leave you with this YouTube video. I'm going to go brainstorm. D

Thursday Thunks

Miss ♥D happens to be out of town. I have nothing else to do. But I did notice that Thursday Thunks was up today. Sounds good to me. D

1. If you could be a Muppet, which would you be? Animal

2. Why is a chicken crossing the road in the first place? Shit, I don't know. For a hot hen? Maybe some beer.

3. What's your favorite muscle? Gluteus Maximus

4. Cheerios or Rice Krispies? Cheerios

5. Is summer ever going to get here? What are you talking about. Hot as hell out here. Summer is definitely here.

And now my additions:

6. Have you ever had a utility turned off by mistake or some other reason besides weather or nonpayment? Nah

7. What was your "last day" of something? My last day to drink, was Tuesday. My last day with ♥D for a while was this week too. My last day at home was yesterday.

8. Casey Anthony - do you know who I'm talking about and, if you do, are you following the trial? That crazy woman that killed her daughter. Then she lied about it, made up stories, and is blaming everyone else. How can you not follow the trial. It's on every channel.

9. Back to Bud's high school questions last week - did you have any type of class trip, band trip, etc? Where did you go, what did you do? Some crazy camping stuff. Military type. Not too wild. But had some fun, causing chaos, with my buddies.

10. Do your feet smell? Nah. Ask me after work on Sunday, I might have a different answer.

Thursday Thunks

And they're back. Yes, Thursday Thunks are back. Which means I don't have to use my brain, to blog. Well, not much of it. So here goes. Thursdays are back to normal! D

1. Charlie Sheen is an idiot and will probably end up with his own stupid reality show that will get 40 million viewers the first day and then people will fall asleep and quit watching. What person, celebrity or not, would you watch every eppy of a reality show if they were the center of it all? Dang, that's tough. Probably athletes or musicians. No one in particular.

2. We all pay bills and wish we didn't have to. We all work and wish we could just lay around all day doing nothing. We all have those grown up responsibilities that we wish we could give to an African Elephant. Besides all the things the African Elephant got from you for the day, what is something from your high school years that you miss most of all? Just hanging out with my buddies. Being a "normal" guy. Not having to worry about everything I do, and everything I say. My career really has changed so much of my life.

3. Sometimes we want to grow wings and fly. Whats the farthest you've fallen? Off of a house. Not fun. Shit, now that I think of it, it hurt like hell! I've also jumped off of a cliff, into a lake. That wasn't so bad.

4. There is square bread, wheat bread, circle shaped bread, bread with nuts in it, funny named bread. When you open a bread bag, do you twist it when you are done or put the metal tie thingie back on? (And did you know that if you look at that metal tie thingie, it has a day of the week printed on it?) Do I admit it? I don't twist. I don't put the twist tie back on. I just sorta tuck the open end under the loaf. Miss ♥D usually has to close up the bread. I don't know why I'm lazy like that. Hell, I didn't know that the day of the week was on the twist tie. I'm going to go check that out when I'm done here.

5. Some spoiled little brat (hey.. my opinion) called 911 on her teacher because he shook his own desk to get the students attention in the class. (I know, right?) Think back... what clever ways did a teacher of yours use to get the attention of the class or a particular student? Dang, remember that I went to a Military School. Our teachers would slam the desk with a board. Hell, if they were pissed, they'd throw the whole damn desk!

6. Artwork, pictures, notes, appointments. How many magnets are on your refrigerator? Dang, we don't have a damn thing on the fridge! Miss ♥D prefers a clear and clean fridge.

7. Cats are fluffy, dogs are soft, snakes are leathery, fish are wet. What is an animal that you have held or petted that you don't think many people have had the chance? A buffalo.

8. I'm coming to your house to paint your kitchen. I'm bringing the paint. What color should I not have with me? Pink, purple, or those weird blue-green colors.

9. Snow falls down, sometimes sideways. It still ends up on the ground. If snowflakes came in all different colors, which color snowflake would fall the fastest? Black, I think the darkness would be heavier.

10. We caved...well at least I did. Are you glad Thursday Thunks is back? Heck ya. Damn, I hope you stay around. Because I can't come up with topics on Thursdays.

Thursday Thunks

Is it already Thursday? Here is my Thursday Thunks. D

1. Your thoughts on hunting? What kind of thoughts do you want me to have? I like to hunt. Go every damn year with my buddies and family. Just a damn good time.

2. Swine Flu vaccine... will you get it? Who the hell knows. Just live life and don't be a damn freak about it. Besides, if I get it, ♥D will take care of me.

3. What is one job/profession that you think there are just too many of? You don't want me to answer this. I'm going to go with Tabloid Reporters or Wall Street Thieves.

4. I want to go on a diet, what advice will you offer me? Throw everything away at home. Only bring in the stuff you are supposed to eat. Throw away all the take-out menus, erase the numbers from your phone, and take a new route home/work/wherever you go.

5. You are going out on a date with someone for the very first time. When you get into their car, you see a box of condoms on the floor. What do you do? Why would I be in HER car? I'd think she is prepared for anything. I wonder if they teach that in the Girl Scouts. What do I do? What do I do with ♥D? Smile and lean in for a kiss.

6. Name something in your bathroom that shouldn't be there. A book. A radio. My OJ glass. I need to clean up after myself more.

7. What was your Kindergarten teacher like? Caring and excited about everything. Always wanting to teach us about the color of the sky, some letter, or a new way to play. Crazy damn kids we were!

8. What kind of oil do you use when you cook? Whatever is there. ♥D buys olive oil and grape seed oil. Sometimes we have vegetable oil. WTF is grape seed oil?

9. If someone takes an unflattering picture of you and posts it online, do you beg them to take it down or do you laugh at yourself with everyone else? I usually don't see it. I don't really care. But I will laugh if it is funny. I got a sense of humor people.

10. What brand of dish washing soap do you use? Again, ♥D does the shopping. I think we have Dawn. It is blue. And cleans. That's all I know.

Thursday Thunks

Welcome to another addition of Thursday Thunks. D

1. Hypothetical question- you are in a building with famous works of art, old manuscripts of famous novels, and original sheet music from famous composers. The building is on fire and looks to be completely destroyed. Do you grab any of the famous works before fleeing, and if so what? The music. I only read in the bathroom or when forced to at work. Old art is weird. But music is always good.

2. In August 1969, the Manson family went on a 2 night killing spree. Do you think 40 years later they have paid for their crimes? Not even close. Try another 140 years.

3. Power Outage! What's the longest you have been without power? About a day. But I don't mind so much when I have a power outage now. ♥D keeps me entertained...

4. Just bought a new tazer gun. Will you let it be tested it on you to see if it works, and how it feels to be tazered? Hell no! That's what I got buddies for. I'll test it on them.

5. A neighbor's mail was delivered to you. In it is a magazine not wrapped in plastic. Is it ok for you to flip through it before giving it to the neighbor? Do you tell them you looked through it? I'd look through it if it was interesting. Why would I tell them about it?

6. If I went through your purse/wallet right now, what all would I find in there? Money, credit cards, driver's license, pictures, a note from ♥D, and a key. Don't keep rubbers in there. It's not good for them. Ask S all about that shit!

7. Have you been living under a rock? I think so. But my life is no where near normal to begin with.

8. Tell us something crazy you did this week. Took ♥D on the boat at 3AM. Then had to dodge way too many people. WTF were they doing out at that hour?

Thursday Thunks

I'm not really wanting to think much today. Therefore, I am doing the Thursday Thunks. Answering questions from another blog. I am traveling again. ♥D is probably home by now too. Gonna be a boring weekend. D

1. What the hell were you thinking? What was I thinking now? What the hell am I going to do until Sunday? The weekend is going to be boring as hell without ♥D.

2. The tornado sirens go off in your neighborhood - what do you do? Hell if I know. Probably stick ♥D in the basement bathtub. Get the animals in the closet there. Take a mattress and put it on top of the 2 of us. Damn. I need to come up with a better plan.

3. Give us a recipe. 2 Eggo hot waffles, some PB, a sliced banana and chocolate chips. Toast 2 waffles. Put PB on 1. Top with banana and chocolate chips. Cover with 2nd waffle. Smoosh together. Eat. It is good. The breakfast of champions.

4. It's the middle of the night, there isn't a car in sight and you are stuck at a red light that just won't change.... how long do you wait until you run it? Look around. 5 seconds. Go!

5. When was the last time you got all dressed up fancy-like? Where did you go? Dinner out with ♥D last week. It was a romantic night out.

6. Have you ever had a mole removed? No

7. Are you in an area of record highs or record lows for the temps this summer? Are you lucky and stuck in the middle where it's somewhat normal? Breaking records all over the damn place.

8. When was the last time you changed your furnace filter? Couldn't say.

9. What's your favorite type of frog? Bull frog

10. If you were to go on America's Got Talent, what would you do for your talent? (and choosing not to go is not an option....) Oh hell. I don't know. I could play the drums.

11. Have you ever been on a rooftop of a building? Plenty of times.

12. What is the first website you go to each day when you sit down at your computer, other than your email? ♥D's blog. Or the paper she writes for. Both are interesting AM reads.