Thursday Thunks

And they're back. Yes, Thursday Thunks are back. Which means I don't have to use my brain, to blog. Well, not much of it. So here goes. Thursdays are back to normal! D

1. Charlie Sheen is an idiot and will probably end up with his own stupid reality show that will get 40 million viewers the first day and then people will fall asleep and quit watching. What person, celebrity or not, would you watch every eppy of a reality show if they were the center of it all? Dang, that's tough. Probably athletes or musicians. No one in particular.

2. We all pay bills and wish we didn't have to. We all work and wish we could just lay around all day doing nothing. We all have those grown up responsibilities that we wish we could give to an African Elephant. Besides all the things the African Elephant got from you for the day, what is something from your high school years that you miss most of all? Just hanging out with my buddies. Being a "normal" guy. Not having to worry about everything I do, and everything I say. My career really has changed so much of my life.

3. Sometimes we want to grow wings and fly. Whats the farthest you've fallen? Off of a house. Not fun. Shit, now that I think of it, it hurt like hell! I've also jumped off of a cliff, into a lake. That wasn't so bad.

4. There is square bread, wheat bread, circle shaped bread, bread with nuts in it, funny named bread. When you open a bread bag, do you twist it when you are done or put the metal tie thingie back on? (And did you know that if you look at that metal tie thingie, it has a day of the week printed on it?) Do I admit it? I don't twist. I don't put the twist tie back on. I just sorta tuck the open end under the loaf. Miss ♥D usually has to close up the bread. I don't know why I'm lazy like that. Hell, I didn't know that the day of the week was on the twist tie. I'm going to go check that out when I'm done here.

5. Some spoiled little brat (hey.. my opinion) called 911 on her teacher because he shook his own desk to get the students attention in the class. (I know, right?) Think back... what clever ways did a teacher of yours use to get the attention of the class or a particular student? Dang, remember that I went to a Military School. Our teachers would slam the desk with a board. Hell, if they were pissed, they'd throw the whole damn desk!

6. Artwork, pictures, notes, appointments. How many magnets are on your refrigerator? Dang, we don't have a damn thing on the fridge! Miss ♥D prefers a clear and clean fridge.

7. Cats are fluffy, dogs are soft, snakes are leathery, fish are wet. What is an animal that you have held or petted that you don't think many people have had the chance? A buffalo.

8. I'm coming to your house to paint your kitchen. I'm bringing the paint. What color should I not have with me? Pink, purple, or those weird blue-green colors.

9. Snow falls down, sometimes sideways. It still ends up on the ground. If snowflakes came in all different colors, which color snowflake would fall the fastest? Black, I think the darkness would be heavier.

10. We caved...well at least I did. Are you glad Thursday Thunks is back? Heck ya. Damn, I hope you stay around. Because I can't come up with topics on Thursdays.